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Hey It's me, Kaylah :) I'm 18 and a music major. I play the trumpet, guitar, piano,drums, and I love to sing. I love talking to people so don't hesitate to message me and get to know me. :)
Excuse me, Mrs.China. bahahahahaha. I’m dying.
My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:  "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:  "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:  "So he's your...."
Me:  "Friend."
Nurse:  (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:  "11."
Nurse:  "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:  "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:  "You're sexually active, then."
Me:  "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:  "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:  "Uh. 0."
Nurse:  "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:  "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:  "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:  "With homosexuality."
Nurse:  
Me:  
Nurse:  
Me:  "I fuck girls."

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

Anonymous: You look kinda boyish

stability:

holy shit youre right. this explains a lot.

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